May 2011
Snack hard or die trying.
rissalady:
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The truth is “hate speech” only to those who have something to hide.
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Fact
I became a fan of the Yankees when they were one of the worst teams in the AL. So the term “bandwagon fan” will NEVER apply to me.
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its...
– Winston Churchill
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